So, this is going to be my review for Moon. It’s not going to be a good review, because there are too many things to spoil, so I’m going to keep it short , or at least relatively short, and sweet.
So, basically Moon is this awesome British movie directed by Duncan Jones and starring Sam Rockwell. Kevin Spacey’s it in too but you only get to hear his voice.
Okay, time to break down the plot; Sam Rockwell is an astronaut working for the Sarang Corporation on the far side of the moon mining Helium 3. He’s been up there for 3 years, and only has two more weeks before he can go back home.
That’s it. That’s all I’m going to give you. Watch this fucking movie it was awesome.
Granted, Sam Rockwell is an unbelievable actor, that I’ve actually seen a lot of recently, and he’s practically the only reason this movie is so good. He is the only physical actor in the entire movie, so you need someone as talented as him to make it work. And oh god does it ever work.
This review was a joke, but I had more fun writing this one than the other two so I might keep doing them like this.
WATCH THIS MOVIE. UGH SO GOOD.