May 2013
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How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: Me.
You: BYEEEE
I cleaned my hard drive of every movie and television show I’ve ever downloaded.
I didn’t need the space so much as I thought it would be nice to start fresh.
Any new suggestions?
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ticktocksheep:
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
– J.D. Salinger; Seymour - An Introduction (via lexestrex)